4 days ago with 29,844 notes
originally m0rtality


1 week ago with 38,633 notes
originally mad-variables

okay, the next time someone rapes my newsfeed on facebook with pictures of them making out with their boy/girl friend I am going to make a really creepy comment.

something along the lines of, “heeey, it looks pretty cosy in there, mind if I join?”

or maybe something like, “can you post a video of that? ;) “

I’m not totally sure of what else I might say, but I am open to suggestions if anyone has anything that will make them pretty uncomfortable. then when I get around to saying it, I’ll post a printscreen of their reaction.

because that is just one of the many things that are unnecessarily posted on facebook that I just don’t want to have to see. I mean, I’m okay with PDA, at least that you can turn away from, and the people aren’t trying to show everyone that they are making out. but when you post it on facebook its just like you’re trying to say, “LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A BOY/GIRLFRIEND! SEE, I DIDN’T MAKE THEM UP! I ACTUALLY HAVE A BOY/GIRLFRIEND! HERE IS THE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY PROOF THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY ASKED FOR BUT I AM GIVING ANYWAY BECAUSE YEAH, I HAVE A BOY/GIRLFRIEND!” 

I have been with my boyfriend for over two and a half years and not once have I ever even had the urge to post pictures of us making out. people don’t need to have that on their newsfeed. 


1 week ago with 2 notes

Playing pokemon on my phone. I am so glad my friend convinced me to call my rival pokedouche.

Playing pokemon on my phone. I am so glad my friend convinced me to call my rival pokedouche.


yelyahwilliams:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

I declare this my new favorite video.

“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”

greatest. video. ever. I can only hope that when I am a grandmother, I am that awesome.


1 week ago with 16,996 notes
originally thefuzzydave

Its kind of scary that in less than tewnty-four hours I’ll be eighteen.

And being australia that means that I am legally of age. Which is stupid because I am one of the most immature people ever.


2 weeks ago with 5 notes

Okay, so we had to watch a documentary about immunisations in Biology today.

and I have had pretty much every one you could possibly think of. as much as I hate injections I completely agree with them. I would choose a sore arm for a day or two for getting the disease they are immunising me against. 

the documentary was about the social issues that are related to immunisations and how they affect society. 

there are people that choose to not get their children vaccinated because they think that there is a correlation between getting the MMR immunisation (measles, mumps and some one that sounded like rhino virus) and developing autism. which that fear is based on a scientific report that was revoked because no other scientist could replicate the results this one guy got. so their argument is based on something that was discredited because it was false. and yet there are still people who refuse to immunise their children. 

by having some of the population voluntarily un-immunised, it can have horrible effects on the people who cant be immunised for medical reasons, for example infants. if there is an outbreak of a disease, like polio (which results in being bedridden for a long period of time [some people for up to and over a year] as well as deformities and permanent disability), will infect the people who have not had the injection and then spread to other people who have not had the injection therefore increasing the chance of it reaching the people who are too young to have had it or people largely at risk (ie, elderly people). all because some parents have concerns based on an incorrect science report.

another argument against getting immunisations is that there are no longer any cases of these viruses. when there actually are. there was a person in Queensland (Australia) that died from measles last year. which is such a primitive disease. if they had been immunised then the symptoms probably wouldn’t have been more serious then a bad cold. yes, eventually the viruses will be eliminated, like small pox was, however if the immunisation is pulled too soon then there will be an epidemic of the virus which could kill anywhere between a couple people to thousands. 

in short, I disagree with parents that decide to not immunise their children.


I'm talking to Shekira

  • me: what ended up happening between you and Adam?
  • shekira: I hooked up with him.
  • me: really..?
  • shekira: yeah.. I'm definitely gay.
  • me: LOL

2 weeks ago with 3 notes

“fuckin’ love Australia ayee” 
My friend jackson at recess eating a meat pie and drinking a farmers union ice coffee.

“fuckin’ love Australia ayee”
My friend jackson at recess eating a meat pie and drinking a farmers union ice coffee.


2 weeks ago with 1 note

Anonymous asked:
When you did break up with him, what reasons made you do it? What were the cons that outweighed the pros? I'm thinking of breaking up with my bf of 1 and 1/2 years but don't know if I really should. :/

well, I don’t really want to go into details about Andrew and I publicly. come off anon, then we can talk privately?



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